UPDATE: The new calling will be posted in a couple of hours… time to place your bets and see how accurate your discernment really is!
No cheating! If you already know the answer, please supply a sardonic comment with a fake calling.
Enjoy.
New Poll!
May 24, 2004 By
Am I the only guy with a calling to provide the centerpiece for Elder’s Quorum?
Hah! Nothing can stop the Prada-ites.
I heard you were the next teacher of part two of the Marriage and Family Relations class: “Parents’ Responsibilities to Strenghten Families.”
I sure hope you’re Ward Mission Leader, Steve. Then we can compare stories….
Aaron B
I’ll post the answer this afternoon…get your guesses in now!!
Neat, to see another Steve in Primary.
Pradas? What about Jimmy Choo? And Manolo Blanik? :)
(Actually, I just know those names from Sex and the City. In real life, I wouldn’t know a Manolo Blanik if it hit me in the head).
Well, you’ve got the “white” part right . . .
Yes Sam, you hit the nail on the head. My first lesson is “Children – the other white meat.”
You would know them from their outrageous price tag and total absence of comfort. We went window-shopping a few months back and they were ridiculous.
Prada at least makes (more) sensible footwear. You could make your own at home, though. Try this, kids: take a pair of Rockports and put a little red stripe on the back heel, about 1/2″ inch long. Pra-da!
Your job, should you choose to accept it, will be to activate all homosexuals in the ward, and convince them to come to Church without their Prada heels.