We’ve all seen it: The family you’ve just met introduces you to their sons Moroni, Mosiah, and Brigham. Not only are they goofy names, they’re names that scream out “look at my Mormon-ness!” And kids with uber-Mormon names almost always end up being the abnormal ones — either rebellious, socially maladjusted, or just plain clueless.
So here’s the poll: What is the worst uber-Mormon children’s name? Which name is the most deadly kiss of death? Which name do you hear your cousin say “I just named my child ___” and you say to yourself, “wow, that kid is just not going to be normal”?