The best scandals we can come up with is that somebody can’t take the sacrament anymore? Sorry folks, that won’t cut it if we’re going to crack the upper ranks of Technorati. Here’s what we need: a steamy sex scandal involving sex-for-hire and high-ranking Bush administration officials. At least, that’s what the New York Times would have us believe in a recent article. Except that I guess we would need to find some kind of Mormon angle.
Bombings, scandals, polygamy, sex, conspiracies — that’s the kind of Church we need if our missionary work is to have any success in today’s world. Now, come on folks — give us the goods to make this blog hit the big time! Anybody have a salamander tell them to become a private dancer?