I’m becoming a Scientologist, gang. Sorry! But they just have all the cool celebrities.
I’m serious. Look at the list at the Wiki. Beck! Chaka Khan! Jason Lee! Greta Van Susteren, for crying out loud. I can’t take it! All those celebrities can’t be wrong. Gordon Jump cannot hold a candle to the power of the Church of Scientology, and so I bid you all adieu.
If you want a serious angle to debate, three questions: 1. How on EARTH did they get all these celebrities? 2. What is the effect of so many popular people as representatives? 3. Should Mormonism try this too?