Jonah: Gently Raise The Sacred Satire

I confess I once read Cleon Skousen’s “Thousand Years” books–don’t hold it against me. Specifically, I remember reading his The Fourth Thousand Years and his take on Jonah, where he told the story about a sailor who fell overboard and was swallowed by a whale, but survived, somehow, in its belly, to be released by his fellow whalers after they landed the beast.[1] This episode was then offered up as anecdotal assurance of the historicity of the Jonah story. It was kind of like Thor Heyerdahl meets The Accidental Tourist, a reluctant demonstration of possibility. My favorite part of the story was when the sailor’s skin was bleached from soaking in buckets of whale vomit and he lost huge fistfuls of hair, yet, other than that, he was pretty much good-to-go afterwards. Okay, I thought, so maybe this was something I could believe in with a straight face afterall. Read the rest of this entry »

Belief-O-Matic (registered trademark)

Recently I took a 20 question quiz on belief.net called the Belief-O-Matic. After taking the quiz, it spits out a list (with percentages) of religions that are well-matched for you and the beliefs you proclaimed in the quiz.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the Mormons) was 4th on my list at 75%. That surprised me. Read the rest of this entry »

Forced Conversion

I was very interested in the news reports that the two released Fox journalists, Steve Centanni and Olaf Wiig, were forced to convert to Islam at gunpoint during their captivity. Read the rest of this entry »

“Sisters, we have lost a Mother”: The Decline and Death of Zina D.H. Young

The hallway that leads to the women’s change room in the Salt Lake Temple is lined with photographs of women who have served in general Relief Society presidencies. The last photo on the right hand side is a portrait of Zina D.H. Young. When I was there last, I spent a long time gazing into her dark eyes, trying to imagine what she experienced. Today is the 105th anniversary her death. Read the rest of this entry »

Footnotes to the New Testament

I am pleased to announce that Footnotes to the New Testament for Latter-day Saints, which I wrote together with John Jenkins and John Tvedtnes, is now publicly available here. Read the rest of this entry »

The gods of war

A couple of weeks after I was born, the Ensign’s First Presidency message was entitled The False Gods We Worship. President Kimball takes a topic that he treated similarly in The Miracle of Forgiveness, seven years earlier, into new and progressive areas. As I was preparing for my talk tomorrow on Joshua’s final stand before Israel, my mind turned to Kimball’s treatment. Read the rest of this entry »

Choose the Wife

Several times in the Bloggernacle I have made reference to a Sunstone column, which I thought was entitled “The Polygamy Game.” I have searched numerous times in vain for it, and have never been able to find it. So I finally decided to actually look through my print collection, and I just now put my fingers on it. I couldn’t find it with a search because (1) I had misremembered the title of the column and (2) that particular issue (No. 102, 19/2 [June 1996]) is not yet available at the Sunstone website [and a friend has borrowed my New Mormon Studies cd-rom and not yet returned it]. The column I have wanted to share with you all, but until now have been unable to, was written by Robert Kirby, and is entitled “Okay–Polygamy’s Passe.” It appears on p. 59. As a public service, I will type it in below for your enjoyment. Read the rest of this entry »

Those who eat without labor are the sick ones of this earth

The third week lesson for the Relief Society in January, 1914 included a twenty minute discussion on home gardening. After an overview of some plants and soils that included the use of some Utah State Extension supplied instructional materials, the lesson outlined a brief sermon on the spiritual ramifications of gardening: Read the rest of this entry »

What Is The Meaning Of This?

Someone once asked this thought provoking question: “What is the meaning of the Bible?” Other authors have attempted to answer this question as it is asked by people in general, but this is the first guide designed to respond to this person’s question specifically.[1] Read the rest of this entry »

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Arise, Sir JDC!

We like ol’ J. Daniel Crawford (if you meet him, don’t call him “Daniel” though, he won’t know who you’re talking about). So much so, he’s been permablogged. Willkommen, Joh…er, Daniel…er, JDC…um, HP? Welcome. Read his quasi-bio here, and be sure to read his biblical esoterica at Faith Promoting Rumor.

Should we apply the 11th article of faith internally?

There are many interesting things about the 11th article of faith, not the least of which is that it is the only one that fails to begin “We believe…”. Instead, we get “We claim…” which is a pretty interesting difference. Unlike the others, which lay out the axia of Mormon faith, the 11th article defends a right, the right to believe as we choose. We are even gracious enough to allow those outside of our faith to believe what they choose (misguided though it may be ;) )

In the bloggernacle, I became acquainted with the term heterodoxy. Guessing from usage, it appears to mean believing anything that you believe is sufficiently unorthodox to have a blog-post regarding it. Read the rest of this entry »

Pre-Resurrection Progression

My dad, may he rest in peace, was not a very good man. He was depressed, balding, severely bipolar, a very poor provider, diabetic, full of self-loathing, lazy, he liked puns, and he didn’t live long enough for me to understand what it even is that makes a person good.

My parents divorced when I was nine, because of his mishandling of his bipolar disorder, his unwillingness to take medication (he felt he needed to use his agency to overcome it), and his inability to help our family survive financially. That, mixed with his Type I diabetes, took him out of the game when he was 45 and I was 13.

I did not like him when he died. Read the rest of this entry »

High-Compounding Salvation

August_2006_shirt11Discussions regarding wealth, ostentation, philanthropy and Mormonism abound in the Bloggernacle. We’re relatively wealthy people here in our slice of cyberspace, and we don’t mind moralizing about our wealth, either. From a layperson’s point of view, I think I perceive two camps regarding wealth-distribution among Mormons: the amateurs, who talk about wealth according to their relative fields of expertise (be it economics, law, or what have you) and the professionals, who are actually wealthy and engaged in the process of wealth redistribution and philanthropy. I’d submit that the Bloggernacle is almost exclusively composed of the amateurs, myself included, which is unfortunate, because I believe we could learn a great deal about the nature of wealth and faith by involving some of the professionals in our discussions. Jon Huntsman? Dave Neeleman? Consider this your invitation to permablog at BCC.

In that vein, I’ve watched and re-watched a recent episode of Charlie Rose that I think is very germane: Rose’s interview of Bill and Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett. Read the rest of this entry »

John Sentamu and "Prophetic Enactment"

If you had visited York Minster this week — northern Europe’s biggest gothic cathedral — you would have seen the strange sight of the Archbishop of York, Ugandan-born John Sentamu, camped in a tent within the church. His hair specially shaved for the event, Sentamu has been fasting for peace in the Middle East. His fast has been part-John the Baptist, part-David Blaine; the UK press, usually skeptical of public religiosity, is largely impressed.

Sentamu feels that God revealed this course of action to him after watching a news program highlighting the suffering of a Lebanese girl and an old Israeli woman:

“I was gutted at that news report,” explains the archbishop, who does not speak received Anglican. “Gutted at the plight of the young and the elderly, at those who are helpless in this conflict. And then I realised this was what I had been trying to hear. I was hearing the voice of God in that little girl, in that old woman.”

His decision to scrap [his family] holiday, move into a tent inside the cathedral and undertake a fast came when he read from the Bible about the disciples of Jesus failing to heal a young boy. “They ask Jesus why they couldn’t do it,” he explains. “Jesus replies that it was ‘only by prayer and fasting.’ And that was my word. I thought, this is the same. It’s got to be prayer and fasting . . . “

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Oaks on Gays

Not to be out-gayed by T&S or M*, let me just say that there is a fantastic interview regarding Same-Sex Attraction over at the Church’s website. It deserves more than the mere link it received here. Public Affairs has seen fit to grill Elders Oaks and Wickman on homosexuality, the nature vs. nurture debate, same-sex marriage, civil unions, etc. Whether or not one agrees with every aspect of their views, it is surely signficant that Elder Oaks and Wickman were willing to go on the record with all this, and in such detail. I was particularly struck by how good the questions were that Public Affairs posed. The interview really covered all the hard questions, and didn’t sidestep any aspect of the issues, as my cynical self might have expected it to. I certainly hope this Q&A session is a harbinger of things to come. Wouldn’t it be great to read an interview like this concerning the Church’s views on evolution, the notion of “No Death Before the Fall,” or any number of other hot topics? Imagine the endless fodder for new blog posts in an otherwise burned-out Bloggernacle! Read the rest of this entry »

The Message of the Joseph Smith Papyri (2d ed.): A Book Review

If the writings of Hugh Nibley, Leonard Arrington and Lowell Bennion are the “classic rock” of Mormon studies, and if Hugh Nibley is the Led Zeppelin of classic Mormon studies, then Nibley’s The Message of the Joseph Smith Papyri: An Egyptian Endowment (MJSP), recently released in a new 2nd edition, is Nibley’s digitally remastered “Stairway to Heaven.” [1] Read the rest of this entry »

When “We Just Don’t Know” just isn’t good enough

Heather MacDonald, a well-known writer at the Manhattan Institute’s City Journal, penned a recent article for the American Conservative that has prompted considerable discussion in the Blogosphere, particularly at NRO’s the Corner. MacDonald’s point, in a nutshell, is to express frustration on behalf of conservative atheists and agnostics towards the overtly theological rhetoric that so often characterizes American conservative arguments. Her thesis: “The conservative movement is crippling itself by leaning too heavily on religion to the exclusion of these temperamentally compatible allies [i.e., conservative atheists and agnostics].” Read the rest of this entry »

Hal-itosis

The central figure of Henry IV, parts one and two is actually Henry V. Young Hal, as he is known in these plays, is wasting his time frolicking with Sir John Falstaff and his merry crew, generally disappointing his father. The ultimate source of Hal’s dissolution is not, however, an ignoble character (as is meant to be demonstrated in Henry V). Instead, Henry is merely slumming, pretending to be a wastrel so that his eventual return to glory will be that much greater. As he tells his compatriots in drunken revelry:

I know you all, and will a while uphold the unyoked humor of your idleness: Yet herein will I imitate th sun, who doth permit the base contagious clouds to smother up his beauty from the world, that when he plese again to be himself, being wanted, he may be more wondered at, by breaking through the foul and ugly mists of vapors that did seem to strangle him. (act i, scene ii)

I wonder about Hal. I am moved by his transformation into a king in Henry V, as even he seems somewhat surprised by the sincerity of his convictions. However, I must question it, because of what I have learned in Henry IV. Hal’s origin makes me question his destination because it happens to come out the way he wanted. Read the rest of this entry »

Why I Stay

Friday I spoke on Sunstone’s “Why I Stay” panel. At the risk of condensing so brutally that I render my comments illogical, I share here a very brief summary in hopes of enticing you to add why you who stay in the church do stay. Reasons others go are familiar: leadership and policy issues (political issues, official barriers to serious scholarship, excommunications, etc.) and lack of intellectual or spiritual stimulation (read boredom), for example. I stay though I share many of the complaints of those who go. Read the rest of this entry »

Random Sampler

As the powers that be have failed to do their hometeaching for the past couple of months (and yes, as your unofficial 2nd counsellor in your BCC elders quorum, I am calling you to repentance, Steve and Ronan), I have taken it upon myself to emulate another section of the Ensign. Or, failing that, I would like to write a series of brief notes, because I don’t have enough material at the moment for one long post. Read the rest of this entry »

Sunstone 2006

Sunstone is well underway here at the Sheraton in SLC. I’m here with my son (a couple of years ago I brought my daughter). In fact, I’m skipping a session so that I can write this. Read the rest of this entry »

Prayers that make you cringe

Surprisingly, it’s a grey day here in the normally sun-drenched Pacific Northwest. Someone said to me that they were “glad to have the moisture,” and that sent me into a ruminative tailspin, for “moisture” is one of those prayer terms that just makes me giggle. Read the rest of this entry »

The Abraham “problem” (or lack thereof)

Once upon a time, when I had to choose an ancient language to study, my advisor — who knew I was a Mormon — advised me not to study Egyptian. “Mormons should stay away from Egyptian,” he said. The implication was that an induction in hieroglyphics would shatter my faith. Read the rest of this entry »

Not Polygamy Again!

A couple of months ago I (Kathleen from Dialogue) spoke to some younger women in my ward about polygamy. This was in a non-official setting. They were curious. One said, “There is nothing about polygamy on LDS.org.” She grew up thinking polygamy was a way of providing for the widows. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m Not Your Chloe!

My wife and I started watching DVDs of “24” last fall. Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s crack cocaine in handy disk format. In fact I’m right now in withdrawal waiting for the last season to get released at Blockbuster. Couldn’t watch it on TV with commercials and all that “waiting a week between episodes” crap–messes up my fix.

Halfway through Season Three I realized something. My wife thinks I’m her Chloe. Read the rest of this entry »

Round Table: Correlation – vol. 2

By Common Consent is pleased to release the second of a two-part round table on Correlation. Vol. 1, is available here, and adds a significant depth to this conversation. The participants in this round include: Read the rest of this entry »

Eugenics

August_2006_1921 Eugenics Congress 400 px1

Around the turn of the twentieth century, a eugenics movement developed in the U.S. (and elsewhere) –a formal movement complete with societies, annual congresses, lecture circuits, and multiple journals or magazines. Eugenics was considered the science of selective human breeding, and the express objective of the movement was “betterment of the race.” This was to be achieved through public policy initiatives (including marriage, sterilization and anti-immigration laws) and encouragement of private reproductive choices through public relations measures such as sermon competitions and “fittest family” and “better baby” contests. Read the rest of this entry »

So teach us to number our days…

What are we supposed to learn from our mortal experience of time? Read the rest of this entry »

Bus Stop

I ride the No. 33 bus to work; it’s environmentally friendly, relatively painless and — best of all — it’s free, thanks to my employer. Those familiar with public transportation usually have a story or two to share about the weirdos on the bus or in the subway, or at least they can recall the sounds (and smells) that come from cramming a cross-section of society together in a metal box for half an hour.

This bus story begins with a Book of Mormon. Read the rest of this entry »

“I think they’re Mormon.”

So my wife Sandy, who is very outdoorsy and independent, just returned from a five-day trip camping, biking and kayaking by herself in Wisconsin. One day she was riding her bike down a trail, and there was a large number of unusually clothed riders also on the trail. The men wore homemade clothing with wide-brimmed hats, and the women wore long dresses and bonnets. Read the rest of this entry »

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