Comments on: Usually a Hussy

By: confessions_of_a_hussy

confessions_of_a_hussy — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:45:19 +0000

Confessions of a Hussy is a series of videos looking into the life of a modern hussy. some might feel that the emphasis put on beauty, proper behavior for a woman and sexuality in general is a bad thing but some women out there use men for sex as much as they want no matter how dirty and nasty they have to be.

watch this!

http://www.myspace.com/confessionsofahussy

By: Hussy-ness, or Lack Thereof « The Girl with the Broken Pen

Hussy-ness, or Lack Thereof « The Girl with the Broken Pen — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 17:31:10 +0000

[...] It’s a little ironic that I stumbled upon this post today. [...]

By: mother of All

mother of All — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:26:29 +0000

still wondering about the “prolonged eye contact at the door” rule. Is that supposed to encourage or discourage kissing?

Think I’ll go watch that movie “Hitch” again.

By: rick jepson

rick jepson — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:55:06 +0000

As a rule I’d say I tried to kiss girls on the first date if I didn’t want there to be a second. I could wait for any girl I was really interested in.

I met Wendy in the MTC, proposed immediately, courted her on the sly, wrote every week from the field. So, two years of a long-distance relationship with no kiss at all. (which we made up for royally when I got released). Honestly, having a totally non-physical relationship for that long was amazing and is probably why we ended up married (7.5 years strong).

And, since EFY came up…..wow, that’s a really easy place to kiss. As a teenager living in Provo, my buddies and I would put on ties and stand outside the dance hall acting like we were attendees. If any cute girl exited, we gave the “I loved your testimony when you shared it, I’ve been too shy to talk to you all week, will you kiss me good-bye” spiel. Worked like a charm. : )

By: I read blogs for the pictures « The Ironic Priesthood

I read blogs for the pictures « The Ironic Priesthood — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 16:32:58 +0000

[...] At BCC, Naomi ponders the enduring social meaning of kisses, whether on first, second, or later dates. Meanwhile, Melissa helpfully explains the terminology of social touching (at least she didn’t invoke a tortured sports metaphor). [...]

By: Norbert

Norbert — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:15:06 +0000

When I was YM pres in California, we had tons of confusion on the question of necking, petting, heavy petting etc. I didn’t know, nor did the kids or the bishop. So we had a lesson where I drew a continuum on the board, and we wrote ‘kissing’ on one end, ‘penetration’ on the other, then we filled in the middle. ‘French kiss,’ ‘hand on genitals,’ ‘oral sex,’ dry hump’ were all entries. If it hadn’t been so stressful it would have been hilarious. The original intention was to try and see what we could identify as petting, but we skipped that step, and with the bishop (who was astoundingly good with YM) explained the issues. It may be the only time that ‘dry humping’ was in a discussion where people felt the spirit.

By: meems

meems — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 14:19:29 +0000

I once taught a high school sex ed class (eeep! *blush!), and we watched ths video that said we needed to reinstate the “base system” to the upcoming generation, because no one knows what it means anymore. They just think, “date=sex.” The premise was that if kids knew the base system, they could just run around the bases more and not be pressured to have home runs every time. Not very helpful from an LDS perspective, but i thought it was a pretty amusing way of thinking about it.

And how can anyone not know what necking is!

By: any mouse

any mouse — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:29:47 +0000

okay, comment 45 made me laugh loudly enough to stir the sleeping babe. my husband, a lifelong member (well, since age eight, at least) has NO clue what everyone is talking about when they bring up elder scott’s standard speeches. i read comment 45 aloud to him and he chuckled until i got to the elder scott part. no fun, is he. the husband OR elder scott.

my husband kissed me on our third date. the next day, he called to tell me that he was taken aback that *i* had kissed HIM and then said that i was moving too fast. huh? poor sap… he figured since we were in the same grade, we were the same age. he didn’t realize that he was embarking on his dating journey with a child of 14. eeps and don’t tell our kids. high school sweethearts reunited after loads of kissing other people and even an engagement to someone else, what a story we have!

By: Professor Harold Hill

Professor Harold Hill — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:01:21 +0000

A girl who trades on all that purity
Merely wants to trade my independence for her security

The only affirmative she will file
Refers to marching down the aisle
No golden, glorious, gleaming pristine goddess, no sir!
For no Diana do I play faun, I can tell you that right now
I snarl, I hiss, how can ignorance be compared to bliss?
I spark, I fizz, for the lady who knows what time it is
I cheer, I rave, for the virtue I’m too late to save
The sadder but wiser girl for me.

No bright-eyed, blushing, breathless baby-doll baby, no sir!
That kinda child ties knots no sailor ever knew
I prefer to take a chance on a more adult romance
No dewy young miss who keeps resisting
All the time she keeps insisting
No wide-eyed, wholesome, innocent female, no sir!
Why, she’s the fisherman, I’m the fish, you see? Plop!
I flinch, I shy when the lass with the delicate air goes by
I smile, I grin when the gal with a touch of sin walks in
I hope, I pray for Hester to win just one more ‘A’
The sadder but wiser girl’s the girl for me
The sadder but wiser girl for me.

By: S. P. Bailey

S. P. Bailey — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 05:28:34 +0000

And the dating advice! Brought back something me and a friend, (once a contributor here, I will let him speak up and take credit if he wants to) had published in our highschool newspaper. Crappy advice of course, but funny stuff for a couple of highschool kids (if I do say so myself!). Here it is word for word from the November 23, 1993 edition of the VHS Danegeld:

“Dating Tips
-Brush Teeth (yours too)
-Never tell your date she looks better at school (or wherever you asked her out)
-Just because the Doors sang “Come on baby light my fire” that doesn’t give you the right to actually light your date on fire
-Be aware of PDA (Public Displays of Affection) Police. I.E., don’t go anywhere that [the assisistant principal] might be
-When your date asks where you are going, tell her “straight to hell!” Then drive fast and recklessly
-Always tell your date exactly what your plans are: if you are going to drive her to the desert and leave her there, the least you can do is tell her
-Deoderant is a must, but applying it to every square inch of your body is not “even better”
-Two words: bring squirrels
-Remember to wear your underwear on the inside of your clothing (seems obvious, but you would be surprised how often this one is overlooked)
-Training monkeys makes a great date activity”