Where is Ernest Wilkinson when we need him most, him and his supernal gift of utterly crushing all forms of activism and youthful dissent? Not content with protesting Dick Cheney’s impending commencement speech, a gang of hoodlums — dare I say, ne’er-do-wells — has now invited Ralph Nader to speak at an “Alternative Commencement.”
What is going on here? Is this the BYU from some alternative universe? Will they serve ocat ojavan, that inverted flatbread delicacy? Also attending: Bizarro Superman and Lyndon LaRouche.
(Just kidding, folks. I think this is a provocative, interesting idea — even if Nader isn’t the most prestigious alternative in the world, it’s still pretty fun.)






