Some of you may have heard of the latest 5-minute internet phenomenon, lolcats. Slate.com published a brief slideshow of lolcats here (featuring my personal favorite, the lolrus).
Presenting, for your consideration: lolnacle.









You can create your own lolcat image here. Send us your submissions (either privately to an admin’s email address if you know one, or to the general admin address) and we’ll post them. And relax, folks; it’s Wednesday before Memorial Day, the Lost finale is on tonight, and Blake is going to win American Idol.
—-from a Random John:


—-from Danithew:


—-from Starfoxy:

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—-from HP/JDC:

—-more from random John:




—-From Kevin Barney:

—-From Brian Gibson:

—-Another from Danithew:

—-Another from HP/JDC:

—-From Matt W.:

—-From Chas:

—-From FHL:

—-From Chris Smith:




May 23, 2007 at 4:12 pm
I suppose it should have been, “Im in yr pint, stealn yr mild barley drinks” I have failed!
May 23, 2007 at 4:20 pm
pathetic arJ. PATHETIC.
May 23, 2007 at 4:38 pm
This is not faith-promoting. What does this have to do with my eternal salvation? Consider yourselves judged by me for posting it. I AM RAPIDLY LOSING MY TESTIMONY OH MY GOSH PLEASE STOP!!!!!
May 23, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Aaron Brown, the lolcats will enter Teh Kingdomz of hevin before you.
May 23, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Aaron Brown wrote that comment before my contributions were posted. Now, as he reviews them, he’ll feel the Spirit and calm down.
May 23, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Da bomb!!!! Keep addin’ more up in this hiz-ouse! I needs to get my catz on!
May 23, 2007 at 5:43 pm
danithew,
the BCC one rocks.
Starfoxy,
Who knew that STMC stood for Strengthening the Members Catmittee.
HP,
Do you think that dress is temple approved?
May 23, 2007 at 5:56 pm
I have to say- the tranzl8n ur BoM is probably my favorite. That one actually made me lol.
May 23, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Thanks for the new addition Starfoxy. It’s a good’un.
May 23, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Well, Starfoxy, yur nursin in the chapel made me lol!!
But they all is purrty hilariuz.
May 23, 2007 at 7:32 pm
danithew,
I have to admit that I just got your No Man… one. Itz teh awesome.
May 23, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I love you all.
May 23, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Dangit, Jordin won. CURSE YOU AMERICA!!
May 24, 2007 at 3:15 am
Um, “breakin mys testesmonys?”
Not to bust your balls or anything, but you may want to consider rewording that one . . .
May 24, 2007 at 3:49 am
It may be an inside joke, Yikez! Search for “testicles” in the box top left.
May 24, 2007 at 3:56 am
‘I’m lbral male’ is funny for so many reasons…
May 24, 2007 at 6:30 am
All I’ll say is that the spelling was completely intentional.
May 24, 2007 at 7:05 am
So so funny. Good work y’all.
The Meridian one is pretty good, they should start marketing those little helmets. Sell them on their Mormon marketplace.
May 24, 2007 at 8:09 am
Just added a few more!
May 24, 2007 at 10:21 am
Does this post mean that BCC jumped the shark?
May 24, 2007 at 10:49 am
Note that the Snarker has also done some lolcats of his own — many are downright hilarious.
May 24, 2007 at 11:37 am
Hey Steve, thanks for the backlink. I take back all that stuff I said about you…well, most of it…OK, OK, all of it. Feel the luv.
In the interest of full disclosure, Team SN did not actually submit them to BCC for posting, that was just a joke. We figured they wouldn’t all get approved, so we posted them ourselves. There was one that we self-censored, which was my handiwork, because it was…well…in bad taste…literally. It got replaced with the “Brigham kitteh sez…” one, so you can probably figure out what the censored one was.
If this thread was vote enabled, I would vote for KB’s “Stopz its…” even though he is a lawyer. That one had me literally LOLzing…which is rare.
May 24, 2007 at 11:42 am
Self-censoring??? What the hell has happened to Snarkernacle???
May 24, 2007 at 12:11 pm
It was that bad.
May 24, 2007 at 1:10 pm
[...] Heartless Exploitation of Cats and Kittens, that is, on the bloggernacle. I’ve never seen anyt… Those poor felines are paid mere pennies per lol, and are forced to repeatedly improvise corny lines. If they don’t getz the lol, they don’t getz the cheezburger. No health or dental, either, and no matching 401(k). [...]
May 24, 2007 at 6:03 pm
One more posted.
May 25, 2007 at 1:18 am
love the litterz for eternity
May 25, 2007 at 9:06 am
Why do they talk that way?
I guess I don’t get the humor.
May 25, 2007 at 9:30 am
D. Fletcher, that is because you are cultured intelligent human being and we are being silly.
May 25, 2007 at 9:51 am
D,
lolcats suffer from the soft prejudice of low expectations. The O RLY? owl and the walrus with the bucket are similarly afflicted. People are so amazed that they talk at all that nobody bothers to help them with their spelling and grammar.
May 25, 2007 at 10:04 am
o noes they be steelin’ mah bucket!!!!!!!11~!!!
– for example.
May 25, 2007 at 10:47 am
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen since I stumbled across “I Can Has Cheezburger” several weeks ago.
May 29, 2007 at 10:09 am
In doing research for an article I am writing on Bryce Chamberlain, who played the father in “Man’s Search for Happiness,” and who now plays the grandfather in the soon-to-be released film, “Passage to Zarahemla,” I came across some information on this site, specifically The 1964 World’s Fair. I am seeking permission to quote from this article and would be more than happy to credit you as the source for this information. Would it be possible to use some of this information in my article? If so, please contact me at your earliest convenience.
Sincerely,
Bettyanne Bruin
June 2, 2007 at 5:25 pm
From Making Light:
June 14, 2007 at 12:45 pm
hai,
http://lolcatr.com
uploads some lolcat frenz!