Comments on: Banned! http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/ A Mormon Blog Mon, 28 May 2012 20:53:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Lincoln http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39599 Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:29:29 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39599 Testing. . . testing. . . 1..2..3.. Just seeing if I’m still banned here.

]]> By: Talon http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39598 Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:40:43 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39598 Tosh, we hardly knew thee.

]]> By: Ann http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39597 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:57:11 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39597 Yes! Will your wife be in for the weekend? A couple of other friends are coming over, too. When can you get here? 6:30? 7:00?

]]> By: Ray http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39596 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:22:03 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39596 #156 & #159 – I’m speechless, and that’s really saying something.

Frankly, I hope this hits 500 comments; it’s the funniest thing I’ve read since Adventures in Arizona on MMW.

]]> By: Jami http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39595 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:00:27 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39595 Steve, you want more accurate terminology? I was trying to keep it clean.

]]> By: Steve Evans http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39594 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:53:07 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39594 Jami, I wasn’t confused, but now am. You did fine with the first two items, but the rest I think you’re off.

]]> By: Jami http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39593 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:49:08 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39593 157. Still confused. I’ll get deleted, but I’ll give a shot at a concise answer regarding petting, as I understand the terms:

A kiss: Mmm plus smacking smooch sound. One.
Kissing: Mmmm…mmm. (no smacking smooch sound)
Necking: Lots of kissing, shoulders and above, (knees and below, while more rare would still be categorized in necking.)
Petting: Necking plus touching (female) waist and above.
Heavy Petting:Petting plus touching between waist and knees.
Making out: Implies necking to heavy petting.

Regarding the repentance process, in most instances, a kiss to necking doesn’t need to be confessed to the Bishop and petting and beyond does.

Not advocating any pre-marital activities, mind you. Still confused?

]]> By: Mark Brown http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39592 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:36:19 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39592 Ha! Good one, Ann. But then how do we account for all the cheating songs?

Are we still on for next Friday?

]]> By: Ann http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39591 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:33:59 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39591 Mark, I think Erectile Dysfuction and Country and Western have always gone together, and will always go together.

]]> By: Jami http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/23/banned/#comment-39590 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:27:18 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/01/banned/#comment-39590 146 & 153 combine so nicely when reversed. Ask not ‘who would Jesus ban,’ but ‘who would ban Jesus.’ Yea, verily ask not ‘is it you’ but rather ask ‘is it I.’

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