Comments on: Your (not) Monday poll #19 http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/ A Mormon Blog Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:38:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Mark http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58211 Tue, 06 May 2008 06:00:38 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58211 In my opinion, the doctrine is quite clear.

]]> By: MikeInWeHo http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58210 Mon, 05 May 2008 14:07:03 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58210 I changed my vote. No to eternal tofu!

In the heav’ns are we all vegan?
No, the thought makes reason stare!
Truth is reason; truth eternal
Tells me I’ve a burger there.

]]> By: Ray http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58209 Sat, 03 May 2008 00:26:32 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58209 #70 – Among dozens of funny comments, I can’t stop laughing at that one. I am envisioning the marketing campaign, and, although “the willies doesn’t even begin to describe it, I can’t stop trying to find an even funnier, more awful way to advertise the Dunkin’ Donuts TK Smoothie.

I know I’m going to have to talk to my Bishop on Sunday, but this is so wrong it’s right.

]]> By: Nora Ray http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58208 Fri, 02 May 2008 23:49:56 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58208 And here I was thinking I could get one for breakfast from Dunkin Donuts! Oh my!

]]> By: Jami http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58207 Fri, 02 May 2008 23:39:21 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58207 MD–No, no, no. It will be like Hogwarts where food magically appears. Underneath in the kitchens below happy little house elves slave away refusing any and all remuneration or attempts to free them.

Happy little ministering angels will slave away in the celestial kitchens, sending their amazingly yummy creations up to those of us who have attained exaltation. Their joy will be full because our bellies will be full.

Facetiously.

]]> By: Mark IV http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58206 Fri, 02 May 2008 23:33:48 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58206 Nora Ray,

Look here, if you dare.

]]> By: Nora Ray http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58205 Fri, 02 May 2008 23:28:37 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58205 What in the world is a TK Smoothie?

]]> By: TStevens http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58204 Fri, 02 May 2008 23:26:18 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58204 The purifying power of jalapeño bacon has got to be there. It will burn out the remaining impurities of life.

TStevens – Bacon expert.

]]> By: Mommie Dearest http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58203 Fri, 02 May 2008 23:13:09 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58203 My brain is stuck on Chicken Fried Bacon. And I thought *I* was decadent for thinking up using crisp bacon to dip in the guacamole.
But seriously, I am sure there will be no eating in heaven. If we had to eat, someone would have to cook it and clean it up. Which pretty much negates heaven for that someone.
Seriously.

]]> By: Jami http://bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/01/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58202 Fri, 02 May 2008 22:59:20 +0000 http://www.bycommonconsent.com/2008/05/your-not-monday-poll-19/#comment-58202 Hum your favorite hymn, Ray. Then sing out with vigor and vim. I’ve heard it helps.

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