Comments on: Police Beat Roundtable #6

By: Seagullite

Seagullite — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:16:12 +0000

My roommates were recently featured in the Police Report for their wacky attempts to jump off the HFAC. Although the report is vague you can still tell it is them. I have to admit though that, as the FHE Dad, I can honestly say that I was a proud Papa that my children were published in the Daily Unifarce.

By: Ray

Ray — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:33:55 +0000

#35 – From those of us older than 42, thanks a lot.

By: Adam Greenwood

Adam Greenwood — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:28:02 +0000

For a 42-year old, you’re remarkably spry, JM. I’m sure you’re young at heart.

By: John Mansfield

John Mansfield — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:18:53 +0000

42 is not December. Not even close. Just ask anyone born in 1966. It can’t be.

By: Adam Greenwood

Adam Greenwood — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:49:02 +0000

Cougars Don’t Cut Cocaine.

. . .

By: Cynthia L.

Cynthia L. — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:22:18 +0000

But how will you tell that someone is a Suspicious Male™ if you can’t see them?

By: WillF

WillF — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:30:40 +0000

If you do a podcast, you might also consider doing dramatic reenactments of the reports.

By: Ben Pratt

Ben Pratt — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:08:27 +0000

Awesome.

The only thing lacking was a clever lumber/lumbar pun.

By: Mark B.

Mark B. — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:58:25 +0000

Gary Gilmore killed a guy at that gas station. And he was a BYU student. (Not Gilmore–admission denied, tattoos.)

Somebody should have warned the clerk before he decided to chase the beer thieves.

By: The Right Trousers

The Right Trousers — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:31:24 +0000

‘”I thought of the sword of Laban, which was used very judiciously and only in extreme, absolute necessary cases,” Nielsen said.’

So… does this mean the BYU police would smite off your head if moved upon by the Spirit? Or do they draw the line at beards?