Comments on: Police Beat Roundtable #13

By: Dead Seriously

Dead Seriously — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:40:31 +0000

Was the 73 year old man wearing a hoodie that says “Lavell for President?”

By: TStevens

TStevens — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:19:18 +0000

BTW – Thanks to my many years “working” in the juvenile jail system I can explain a little about the Reddi Whip, aka Reddi Whip Hits. They are pack with a little nitrous oxide and if you take several brand new unshaken cans and get the first hit, you can get a small, but adequate buzz off it. Hence people like to pop open 3 to 6 cans in a supermarket to get the cheap high.

By: TStevens

TStevens — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:42:41 +0000

Peple laugh, but thank goodness Heritage Halls still holds the new freshmen seminars for the coeds. How else would she know that all sea men at the Y is to be considered suspicious and avoided at all costs.

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:46:31 +0000

The marriage license in the purse was required to prove that she was allowed to carry the prescription birth control pills. Kind of like the Beard Card – “Do you have a license to be sporting that goatee, son?”

By: Eric Nielson

Eric Nielson — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:48:32 +0000

Ken: Fill me in, ladies. (Cynthia, gst, whoever.) Why do you carry your marriage license with you in your purse?

I may or may not have some level of gender confusion regarding gst.

By: Palm Springs LDS

Palm Springs LDS — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:50:02 +0000

I think the panel missed the point on the whip cream episode.

It use to be common practice in California to pre-teen boys to sneak into supermarkets, pop the tops off and swallow a big hit of the foamy stuff before putting it back on the store shelves.

By: Carol F.

Carol F. — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:10:04 +0000

Very funny! Thanks for the laughs!

By: SteveP

SteveP — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:07:23 +0000

“I don’t know how you MELT toilet paper”

My son told me. You soak it. He also told me the purpose. You make a mass of soaked toilet paper a sink and then heave it onto the ceiling. It forms stalactites (or stalagmites from the perspective of a bat).

By: Nora

Nora — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:21:06 +0000

Don’t police beaters end up in jail?

By: MCQ

MCQ — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:07:48 +0000

Norbert, they are bell-bottoms for cars. Popular in the 70s. All the cool cars were wearing them with their afros and tie-dye.