Questions: “sufjan stevens lds?” “is sufjan stevens mormon”
Answer: Oh, I wish it were so! However, it is easy enough to prove that he isn’t:
As you can see in the photo, Sufjan has wings. We all know that Mormon angels don’t have wings. Therefore, we can say decisively that Sufjan is not Mormon. QED.
We can still enjoy his music though:
Question: “john c bennett son of perdition”
Answer: John C. Bennett, yes. Jury’s still out on BCC’s John C.
Questions: “sexy mormons” “attractive feminists”
Answer: Google couldn’t be more right in sending people to BCC for these queries.
Question: “personal failure example”
Answer: Alas, we’re probably a pretty good destination for this search as well.
And now for our Best/Worst categories:
- Worst Architecture Master’s thesis topic: “1970s style parking lot light fixtures”
- Best Kosher protein drink brand name: yawhey. Inspired by this (correct) unusual spelling: “when did they stop saying yahwey”
- Worst Mormon-market business idea: “garment shredder”
In closing, your moment of Zen:
“i was modest. immodest. and i’ll always be modest. because modesty is very important. without it you are nothing.(mj)”