If you’re like me, you’ve done some theoretical writing prophesying about the apocalyptic last days, but you don’t feel like your own name would give your writing the weight — the gravitas — that it deserves.
So here’s a way to come up with your own Apocalyptic Prophesy Writer Name:
the last airport where you had a layover + a random object in your junk drawer
So be on the lookout for my study of the book of Isaiah and the numerology of the middle initials of the Quorum of the 12.
By Schipol Thumbtacks.