Dear Leader Steve Evans has been griping INCESSANTLY to the BCC backlist this morning over how I was mean to him when he tried to explain that he has a tummy ache. In the nature of transparency and to set the record straight, I provide the details on our conversation, unedited:
Steve: I would like to tell you about my breakfast this morning.
Sent at 9:16 AM on Tuesday
Scott: i am listening
Steve: it started off as a collection of dried fruits and nuts.
Scott: Read: Granola Bar
Steve: no — prunes, apricots, cherries and almonds
Then I noticed that I brought a bag of cookies with me to work.