“I have a testimony that God can help us find the answers to our questions. I was trying to find out the difference between anti-neutrons and neutrons. I googled it, but the first link I clicked on didn’t really explain it. Then God told told me to look it up again when I failed the first time. So I clicked on a different link, and I found a site that had some information about them, including the difference. A neutron is made of an electron and a proton, but an anti-neutron is made of a positron and an anti-proton.
In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.”
We spent the rest of sacrament meeting giggling over silly anti-matter jokes. Like: If Nephi and Lehi lived in an anti-matter universe, what would they be?