Now that it has been confirmed that I will not be receiving a Niblet this year, it’s time to shift from the official BCC stance of indifference to my personal position of outright hatred. I hate you all. With the power of 1000 suns my rage burns within! I will crush you all, by means of blogpoll.
Since BCC has been voted the best blog in the universe, but I have received exactly zero recognition, I am assuming that you are all out to get me. But not just me. There are several permabloggers here who have received no recognition either. We will rise up and crush you like the bugs you are. But who will lead this revolution to overcome the popular, the pretty, the possibly polygamous (attention Stake Presidents)? I will deign to allow you all some say in the choice of your future overlord.
You may choose any of the following BCC permabloggers to be chosen as Emperor (or Empress, if you must) of the Universe for one day starting tomorrow at the stroke of midnight. The title Emperor of the Universe grants you the right to virtually kill minions and the people who don’t matter, the right to shout “Kneel before [insert your name here]!”, and the right to demand the head of Alfredo Garcia. You also get the use of all BCC minions and henchmen for any scheme that will result in the destruction of the earth in 24 hours or less (unless you get One Million Dollars!).
The following are your options:
Please feel free to pledge your lives and devotion below. Groveling is appreciated, but only grudgingly.
Now that the polls have closed, you should pause a moment and consider how to best swear fealty to your new lord (for one day)…Aaron Brown. Because those included in this poll were those who were not up for any Niblets, I have chosen the loser to be the winner. Aaron, you are EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE! Use your power for your own personal gain and profit and crush those who would oppose you. All hail Emperor Aaron! Also, hurry up and get us that story. It sounds intriguing.