The Illuminated Matsby, Vol. 14

June 23, 2011 by

Another Image of Faith and Devotion

Nothing beats the desert heat of Deseret like a frosty dessert!

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Comments

  1. gst says:
    June 23, 2011 at 11:50 am

    I will open up the windows of heaven and dump so much flavored ice on you that your brain won’t thaw until the second coming.

  2. Moniker Challenged says:
    June 23, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Oh geez. Now his hair looks like a soft serve flip when seen within a frozen treat context. Well done.

  3. Brother Matsby says:
    June 23, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Yeah I’ve only ever seen that hair do on little babies. I guess that is why President Snow had such a youthful appearance.

  4. Scott B. says:
    June 23, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    This is nothing but blatant sexism. Eliza R. Snow sold equally as many frozen desserts as Lorenzo ever did, and yet she somehow manages to be left out of every single historical treatment of the subject.

  5. Ardis E. Parshall says:
    June 23, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Bravo, Matsby. And I mean that from the bottom of my icy little heart.

  6. Mark Brown says:
    June 23, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Is that USU blue or BYU blue? Boz wants to know.

  7. Ray says:
    June 23, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    I’ve missed these posts.

    The swirly hair . . . never made the connection.

  8. kevinf says:
    June 23, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Scott B, I’m challenging your dubious claim as to Eliza’s frozen treat selling skills. After all, she didn’t have the same snow white swirly her brother did.

  9. Scott B. says:
    June 23, 2011 at 3:40 pm

    kevinf,
    That’s the face of a woman who has grown weary of being ignored by historians and so-called slushee experts. Next!

  10. ESO says:
    June 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    The blue could make him a real contender in the beard competition now!

  11. mmiles says:
    June 23, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    Genius!

  12. Tatiana says:
    June 24, 2011 at 7:47 am

    Add a flippy top on the cone, as well. Just my modest suggestion. And I know that snow cones don’t have those, but soft-serve ice cream might, and it would look so great!

  13. Jacob J says:
    June 24, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    Freaking amazing. Every installment is the best one ever.

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