What Radical, Power-Hungry, Selfish, Man-Hating, Evil, Secular, Disobedient Feminists Who Want Priesthood for Personal Gain and Don’t Care about Prophecy or Ecclesiastical Order or the Will of God Would Do

hint: it would not involve praying or attending church meetings (even in pants!) or politely asking men’s permission for anything

Please revise your internet vitriol accordingly.