In priesthood opening exercises on Sunday, our attention was directed to the fact that one of the approximately 19 pairs of full-time missionaries in our ward didn’t have any dinner appointments this week, and that this situation needed to be remedied.
A calendar was presented. Hands were raised. Appointments were made.
But this procession prompted my friend James to shoot me a text message, and the following conversation ensued:
It was my final text message that prompted an additional 10 minutes of deep, soulful meditation on how different our discourse would be if it was about pizza.
Street contacting would be way more fun–and effective.
Our new celebrities would be AMAZING.
General Conference would be revolutionized.
Especially the stories in General Priesthood meeting.
In conclusion, this is the answer.