Listicle: Bathtub Hymns

A list of the top ten hymns made more awesome by adding “In The Bathtub” to the title:

10. Jesus, the Very Thought of Thee

9. Come, Come Ye Saints

8. Sweet is the Work

7. I’ll Go Where You Want Me To Go

6. I Stand All Amazed

5. Praise to the Man

4. Behold! A Royal Army

3.  Have I done Any Good?

2. Rejoice! A Glorious Sound Is Heard

1. What Glorious Scenes Mine Eyes Behold


  1. Hahahahaha. That first one … there are no words.

  2. I feel “If You Could Hie to Kolob” presents a real conundrum.

  3. There is no end to loofahs.

  4. Bryan Buchanan says:

    Each Life That Touches Ours for Good

  5. Lo, On the Water’s Brink We Stand [or is this limited to the current hymnbook?]. Or another of my favorites, “Father in Heaven, We do Believe in the Bathtub.”

  6. Capozaino says:

    Abide with Me!

  7. Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam – or is that not a hymn?

  8. See the Mighty Priesthood Gathered

  9. I think “The Time is Far Spent” and “Men Are That They Might Have Joy” work pretty well too.

  10. And people say the Bloggernacle has jumped the shark!

  11. Like Ten Thousand Legions Marching

  12. My friend Monica taught me this game when we were teenagers–endless fun. I’m partial to the goofy ones: “High on the Mountain Top” and “Master, the Tempest is Raging.” I don’t go for the dirty ones, because I’m better than Bryan. But if I did, I’d say “Love One Another.”

  13. I Have Work Enough to Do

  14. Love One Another ftw.

  15. Come Follow Me – ’cause we only have enough water for one filling.

  16. Love at Home

  17. When I am Baptized

  18. I Saw a Mighty Angel Fly – if you believe methane bubbles are angels.

  19. Do as I’m Doing

  20. Rise Up, O Men of God – boiiing.

  21. New every morning is the love
    The day thou gavest, Lord, is ended

  22. Dearest Children God is near you
    Great God, attend while Zion sings
    Jesus, Savior, Pilot Me
    I know that my Redeemer lives

  23. Ok so pretty much all of em, huh.

  24. The Ninth Article of Faith?

    Funny in an absurd way I suppose. But does it get more or less funny as you get through all thirteen?

  25. Do Primary songs count?

    My Flag, My Flag
    Here We Are Together
    “Give” Said The Little Stream
    Friends Are Fun
    I Wiggle

  26. Here are a few more that I think have fun possibilities:

    A Mighty Fortress is Our God
    Press Forward, Saints
    Guide Me to Thee
    Be Thou Humble

  27. And just imagine, Steve Evans represents the end-product of 4 billion years of evolution.

  28. It staggers the imagination! It gives me a testimony of divine intervention, because how would my traits have ever been selected?

  29. Be Thou Humble works perfectly, nice one MOQT

  30. I object to Steve getting full credit for representing “the end-product of 4 billion years of evolution” here! Someone’s name and contributions have not been recognized!

  31. Yes. The Spirit’s.

  32. Glorious Things of Thee Are Spoken

  33. emilyjoie says:

    Now let us Rejoice
    We Thank Thee O God for a Prophet
    Joesph Smith’s First Prayer
    All Creatures of Our God and King
    For All the Saints
    How Great Thou Art
    The Lord is my Light
    Oh May My Soul Commune With Thee

  34. Awake and Arise

  35. melodynew says:

    Not strictly Mormon, but, “O Holy Night” works for me.

  36. Expanding for the youth:
    I Often Go Walking
    I’m Thankful to Be Me
    Samuel Tells of the Baby Jesus
    Picture a Christmas
    When Jesus Christ Was Baptized

  37. How Great Thou Art
    The Happy Day Has Come at Last
    Glorious Things of Thee are Spoken
    We’re Not Ashamed to Own Our Lord
    God of Our Fathers, Whose Almighty Hand

    And many more hits on this exciting new remix if you act now.

  38. Love at Home

  39. School Thy Feelings
    We Meet Again As Sisters

  40. haha my flag my flag

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