A list of the top ten hymns made more awesome by adding “In The Bathtub” to the title:
10. Jesus, the Very Thought of Thee
9. Come, Come Ye Saints
8. Sweet is the Work
7. I’ll Go Where You Want Me To Go
6. I Stand All Amazed
5. Praise to the Man
4. Behold! A Royal Army
3. Have I done Any Good?
2. Rejoice! A Glorious Sound Is Heard
1. What Glorious Scenes Mine Eyes Behold
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Hahahahaha. That first one … there are no words.
I feel “If You Could Hie to Kolob” presents a real conundrum.
There is no end to loofahs.
Each Life That Touches Ours for Good
Lo, On the Water’s Brink We Stand [or is this limited to the current hymnbook?]. Or another of my favorites, “Father in Heaven, We do Believe in the Bathtub.”
Abide with Me!
Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam – or is that not a hymn?
See the Mighty Priesthood Gathered
I think “The Time is Far Spent” and “Men Are That They Might Have Joy” work pretty well too.
And people say the Bloggernacle has jumped the shark!
Like Ten Thousand Legions Marching
My friend Monica taught me this game when we were teenagers–endless fun. I’m partial to the goofy ones: “High on the Mountain Top” and “Master, the Tempest is Raging.” I don’t go for the dirty ones, because I’m better than Bryan. But if I did, I’d say “Love One Another.”
I Have Work Enough to Do
Love One Another ftw.
Come Follow Me – ’cause we only have enough water for one filling.
Love at Home
When I am Baptized
I Saw a Mighty Angel Fly – if you believe methane bubbles are angels.
Do as I’m Doing
Rise Up, O Men of God – boiiing.
New every morning is the love
The day thou gavest, Lord, is ended
Dearest Children God is near you
Great God, attend while Zion sings
Jesus, Savior, Pilot Me
I know that my Redeemer lives
Ok so pretty much all of em, huh.
The Ninth Article of Faith?
Funny in an absurd way I suppose. But does it get more or less funny as you get through all thirteen?
Do Primary songs count?
My Flag, My Flag
Here We Are Together
“Give” Said The Little Stream
Friends Are Fun
I Wiggle
Here are a few more that I think have fun possibilities:
A Mighty Fortress is Our God
Press Forward, Saints
Guide Me to Thee
Be Thou Humble
And just imagine, Steve Evans represents the end-product of 4 billion years of evolution.
It staggers the imagination! It gives me a testimony of divine intervention, because how would my traits have ever been selected?
Be Thou Humble works perfectly, nice one MOQT
I object to Steve getting full credit for representing “the end-product of 4 billion years of evolution” here! Someone’s name and contributions have not been recognized!
Yes. The Spirit’s.
Glorious Things of Thee Are Spoken
Now let us Rejoice
We Thank Thee O God for a Prophet
Joesph Smith’s First Prayer
All Creatures of Our God and King
For All the Saints
How Great Thou Art
The Lord is my Light
Oh May My Soul Commune With Thee
Awake and Arise
Not strictly Mormon, but, “O Holy Night” works for me.
Expanding for the youth:
I Often Go Walking
I’m Thankful to Be Me
Samuel Tells of the Baby Jesus
Picture a Christmas
When Jesus Christ Was Baptized
How Great Thou Art
The Happy Day Has Come at Last
Glorious Things of Thee are Spoken
We’re Not Ashamed to Own Our Lord
God of Our Fathers, Whose Almighty Hand
And many more hits on this exciting new remix if you act now.
Love at Home
School Thy Feelings
We Meet Again As Sisters
haha my flag my flag