I’m in the middle of a move right now, and as part of my organizing, I came across some notes from 2003 where I had written my jokes from MC’ing a singles ward talent show. One of my bits was to take current t.v. and movie titles and mormonize them.
10: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days >>>How to Lose Your BYU Guy in 10 Hours
9: In Austria the hills are alive with the sound of music>>>In sacrament meeting, even the old people are awake with the sound of the ward choir
8: Primary Colors>>>Rated G Primary Colors
7: Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place>>>Two Girls, a Guy, and a Pizza Place in Colorado City
6: Not Another Teen Movie>>>Not Another Primary Program
5: CSI–Crime Scene Investigations>>>FPRI–Faith Promoting Rumor Investigations
4: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon>>>Sleeping Bishop, Fidgeting Deacon
3: Spiderman>>>Sacrament Man (The saga of one man’s quest to be on time to pass the sacrament)
2: My Big Fat Greek Wedding>>>My Big Fat Pregnant Mother at my Mormon Wedding
1: Star Trek: To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before>>>Pioneer Trek: You Hope You Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Okay, frankly, some hits and misses. So let’s do an update. Post your cheeky Mormon t.v. and movie titles in the comments.
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“The Godfather” >>>”The Gollyfather”
“The Fasting and the Furious”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Deacons
Night of the Resurrected Dead.
“All About Eve”—>”All About Adam”
“12 Angry Men”—>”12 Lackey High Councilors”
“The Resin Grapes of Wrath.”
“Fifty Shades of Gray Suits and Burgundy Ties.”
Avengers: Age of Danites
Pitch Good Enough for Sacrament Meeting
“Kingsman: The Secret Service”—> “King-Men: Desirous That Pahoran Should Be Dethroned from the Judgment-Seat.”
“Look Who’s Coming to a Dinner Appointment”
You guys are completely cracking me up. I think All about Adam is the current winner…..come on commenters….take on Kevin Barney!!!
“Star Trek”>>>”Hie to Kolob”
“27 Modest Dresses”
“The Adversary Wears Prada”
“Seven Brides for One Brother”
“There Will Be Blood Atonement”
“Three Nephites and a Baby”
Modestly Attired Gun
Death Wish 2 – High Council Sunday
“God Knows What You Did Last Summer”
The Good, the Bad and the Sweet Spirit
X-Men -> M-Men
Noah -> Gabriel
Nightmare on Elm Street -> Delivering Fast Offerings on Elm Street
The Theory of Everything -> King Follett Discourse
Guardians of the Galaxy -> Guardians of Virtue
The Hunger Games: Fast Sunday
The Fault in Our Stars -> The Fault in Our Wasatch
How to Train a Dragon -> How to Train a Deacon
Gone Girl: Waiting for Your Missionary
Oblivion -> Sunday School
For once, I wish we had those dumb thumbs up buttons…..
Kokaubeam Wars.
My book made into a movie
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Iron-rod Man
Game of Red Velvet Arm Chairs
This is awful and I refuse to play.
It can’t end like this gst. It just can’t.
Friends Without Benefits
The Truman Madson Show
The Waking of Ted Divine – High Councilor
Elder PaulBluehart, Temple Square Security Cop
“The Grand Hotel Utah.”
“Guardians of Virtue of the Galaxy.”
“The Imitation Game–Family Home Evening Edition.”
“The Hunger Games: Dawn of Fast Sunday.”
“12 Years a Nursery Worker.”
“Dallas Food Storage Buyers Club.”
“Singin’ in the Moisture”
Reproving-Betimes-With-Sharpness Max
Be Ye Therefore Pitch Perfect
The Rocky Horror Roadshow
Kolob Trek