Yesterday was Memorial Day, but just because Steve and I weren’t ranking things on the blog doesn’t mean we weren’t ranking things in our hearts. Indeed, our text messages show that we both bleed red, white, and blue. Mostly just red and white, though, since Steve is a Canadian, and hates freedom. So I am really the only one with blood the color of a mountain sky over Kansas. But I have enough for the both of us.
As always, these rankings are authoritative.
- Sing all three verses of the Star-Spangled Banner
- Kill stuff
- Rip off hilarious one-liners about France
- Wear fighter pilot helmets
- Eat fish
- Brandish missiles, arrows, etc…
- Flare their nostrils
- Wear bandanas
- Flash their flag tattoos
- Defend the Family