1. Kevin Costner, so in his prime he doesn’t even bother with a British accent!
2. Mystical Muslim Morgan Freeman! Delivering a breech baby!
3. A tree village! With running water!
4. Bryan Adams!
5. A soundtrack that’s still played on every other movie trailer! With tons of french horns!
6. Snape at his scene-chewing best!
7. A witch!
8. A devil-worshipping cult of assassins!
9. England’s first taste of gunpowder!
10. A drunk priest! Who takes out a greedy bishop!
11. Pouty Christian Slater!…
12. …as a plot twist!
13. Mercenary barbarians, many of whom are female!
14. Fiery catapults!
15. Costner shows his bum! [On further research, turns out it’s a butt double -ed]
16. Freedom! At least until the king comes home. But the king is Sean Connery!