Diluted Mormon Versions of WWJD?, Ranked

I’ve always felt like the only thing we lack as a church is a really great acronym that would immediately communicate to everyone inside and outside the church how cool we are and how great it is to be a part of us. “Your abbreviations are so hip and efficient! Do you have a pamphlet I can read?” This is an area where I feel like evangelical Christians have clearly outdone us. It’s not too late, though!

As always, these rankings are authoritative.

  1. WWTSSPD?(What would the Sunday School President do?)
  2. WWFHEMD?(What would FHE Mom do?)
  3. WWTBOTAPD?(“What would the Brethren of the Aaronic Priesthood do?”)
  4. WWAWESD? (What would a Ward Employment Specialist do?)
  5. WWTONNTFND? (“What would the other Nephi, not the first Nephi, do?”)
  6. WWWCD? (What would Ward Council do?)
  7. WWESD?(What would Emma Smith do?)
  8. WWJFSWD?(What would Jimmy from Saturday’s Warrior do?)
  9. WWADOTFD? (What would a Defender of the Family do?)
  10. WWBDD? (What would Bishop Dog do?)

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Comments

  1. That dog. He cares, but his burden is so heavy.

  2. CTR isn’t good enough for you?

  3. No Jenny it isn’t. We must take the WWJD battlefield.

  4. Jennifer in GA says:

    We tried in the 90’s with RULDS2. Do we have to go down that awful road again?

  5. WWESD 4ever! ;)

  6. OH MAN. I totally forgot about RULDS2. That takes me back.

  7. I’ve been doing what Jimmy from Saturday’s Warrior would do since I was a small child. It led me down the wrong path for a party or two in high school, but overall it’s been a wise decision. Yelling at people every time they tell me they are having a baby is really cathartic.

  8. Aaron Brown says:

    Is this list “doctrine” or “policy”?

    Aaron B

  9. Last Lemming says:

    Forget Jimmy. What would Tom Trails do? What would Johnny Lingo do?

  10. It started out as policy, but you know how these things go.

  11. This has brought on a crisis of faith.

  12. Aussie Mormon says:

    WWNSONSOHHSOHSOASOADONSOLWCOOJITFYOTROZTKOJD?

    What would Nephi, son of Nephi, son of Helaman, son of Hellman, son of Alma, son of Alma, descendant of Nephi, son of Lehi, who came out of Jerusalem in the first year of the reign of Zedekiah, the king of Judah do?

    or is this Nephi the “Other Nephi”?

  13. Aussie Mormon says:

    If it is, then we can add ASOASO (Amos, son of Amos, son of) after the WW.

  14. WWLALND? (What would Laman and Lemuel not do?)

  15. WWTSSPD? Sit in the lobby on his phone during Gospel Doctrine then find me after class and tell me what a great job I did.

  16. Bishop Dog, such a heavy burden…Bishop Dog.

  17. So heavy.

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