As is so often the case, Steve and I were recently pondering the truly important questions of life, like whether it would be better to be a vampire or pirate. Anyway, with that issue settled, we moved on to deciding where all of you people waste the most time on the Mormon internets.
As always, these rankings are authoritative.
- Is the Bloggernacle dead?
- Is it scripture?
- Random rankings of stupid stuff.
- Are women respected in the Church?
- Why does Times & Seasons suck so bad now?
- GRAD STUDENTS ON WELFARE
- So are we all apostates, or what?
- How to bridge the divide between liberals and conservatives.
(SPOILER: You can’t, don’t even try.) - Any post by a woman who then has to watch as her thoughtful, well-articulated ideas are ignored in favor of a discussion between male commenters over whether 70s outrank high priests.
- How to better defend the family.
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Rejected Entries:
*Literally all of it. Every. Single. Post. Except this one.
*Also, all of the comments. ESPECIALLY THE COMMENTS. Commenters are a horde of vipers!
*Is Steve Evans too mean? Are BCC’s moderators violating the spirit of their own rules on the About Us page?
*Liberals are just as intolerant!
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When I read #2 I thought HOW CAN THAT NOT BE #1?? Then I read #1 and fair enough, fair enough.
If you have to ask #4, the answer is obviously yes.
If you have to ask #7, the answer is obviously no.
#5.5 Any LDS grad student’s fresh take on Søren Kierkegaard
#1.5 Any LDS undergrad student’s fresh take on W. Cleon Skousen
Seems like it’s been a while since there was much discussion about whether Steve was too mean/unjust/heavy handed. What’s with that? Has Steve calmed down? Have Commenters become more mild, or given up? Has Steve just gotten so good at moderating that his steadying hand is too subtle to be detected? I miss the good ol’ days. By simply bringing this up, will I be banned? Bring it on!
Turtle–
We do seem to get fewer complaints in the comments, but there are still beefs from time to time, and some of them take place on Twitter, in FB messages, or just through direct email.
Is being a vampire pirate an option?
Steve has actually been replaced by a 7-person committee that takes all decisions by consensus. Consequently, reaction times have become much slower and they’re just now getting around to modding the heated debates following last year’s election.
Number 2 is seriously so galling.
Good to know, Scott. Thanks. I’ll sleep better knowing that. Guess I’ll have to monitor other platforms to get my fix.
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